Opener № I
“Before I begin — the hotel has asked me to remind you that the standing ovation at the end of this speech must be kept to under two minutes. They've got a christening at four.”
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Opener № II
“I've been asked to read a short message from the lads at the firm. It says: ‘Hannah — we've worked next to him for fourteen years. We tried to warn you. We sent emails.’”
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Opener № III
Prague. Stag weekend. Half eleven at night.
Dan at the bar.
Ordering a pint in Czech.
Gets brought a plate of sausages.
Eats every one. Pays. Says nothing.
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